September 20, 2009

I don't have a term low enough for Maxine Waters


Despicable, reprehensible Witch? Nope. Inadequate.
Ignorant Socialist Thug? Nope. Inadequate.
Un-American Cow? Nope. Insulting to Cows.

Aw heck, I give up. There is no name for what this sorry excuse for a Congresswoman is.

So, Maxine, you want 'teabaggers' (a disgusting homosexual innuendo) investigated?

Just what is there about real Americans, exercising their 1st Amendment rights, that needs investigating, hmmm Maxine?

I've got news for you Maxine. You will NEVER silence us. You will only make us stronger every time you open your freedom hating racist pie hole.

Why don't you and people of your ilk in Congress just announce support for a Constitutional Amendment rescinding the freedom of speech and dissent? Either that, or move to Cuba or Russia. At least there, as Lincoln put it, "despotism can be taken literally, without the base alloy of hypocrisy".

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Term????
David Slymons. Lets start a game and name the lowest of worms. How many can you name?

Anonymous said...

Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs-

Just your under average blogger said...

Are you asking a question?

Anonymous said...

"'teabaggers' (a disgusting homosexual innuendo) investigated?"

What are "teabaggers" in the homosexual world?

Anonymous said...

"You will only make us stronger every time you open your freedom hating racist pie hole."

Pie hole? I thought we were above name calling on this blog.

Just your under average blogger said...

I would suggest you google the term "teabagger" and for name calling that only applies to the nature of this blog, not my postings concerning politics and what others have written.

Anonymous said...

Definition of "Teabagger" from UrbanDictionary.com

TEABAGGER:

A misinformed, right-wing corporate media consumer who often fails to understand that BOTH major parties represent a corrupt plutocracy that steals from the middle class by taxing labor and profiting from corporate tax subsidies.

A teabagger also often fails to acknowledge that George W. Bush and his neo-conservative minions perpetrated one of the boldest and most egregious executive power grabs in the history of the United States. Furthermore, teabaggers mistakenly continue to blame a newly elected President Obama for all that ails the United States of America, based on a grossly flawed perception of reality (including latent racial prejudice) and despite the fact the U.S. economy collapsed on the previous administration's watch.

Teabaggers are also known to base their misguided, right-wing-media-inspired beliefs about President Obama on stupid conspiracy theories about totalitarian takeovers, FEMA camps, etc., despite the fact these very same theories have been circulating around on the Internet for years, and were originally ascribed to neo-conservative cabalists at a time when Barack Obama had not even entered national politics. Teabaggers also are known to be particularly paranoid, xenophobic and intolerant, especially with regard to immigrants and anyone who isn't white.

Additionally, teabaggers generally echo stupid myths about entitlement spending (it actually only accounts for about 1% of federal budget spending), have no idea that most poor people in America are not lazy, actually do work and don't want to be on welfare, and have no idea what socialism actually means or that socialist reform in this country is actually what allowed a middle class to flourish and ultimately make the U.S. one of the most prosperous nations in human history.

Furthermore, teabaggers incorrectly equate socialism with Stalinism, think a system that rewards greed (capitalism) is the divine preference (despite Gospel evidence to the contrary), and are shameless champions of a misguided belief in American exceptionalism. Teabaggers also fail to recognize the inherently unpatriotic nature of their failed every-man-for-himself ideology that ultimately vilifies anyone who supports public policy aimed at reaching out to fellow Americans in need. They celebrate an exploitative corporatocracy (holy creator of jobs, blah blah blah) while denigrating the little guy for being "weak."

Interestingly, teabaggers uphold an immoral, morbidly obese, twice divorced, draft-dodging, college dropout and known drug addict as their de facto leader, and are even known to advocate burning books. Of course, teabaggers fail to recognize the blatant hypocrisy within the GOP and tend to oversimplify all political debate and social issues, much like their pseudo-intellectual, fat-ass leader.

Finally, incredibly, teabaggers fail to recognize the hysterical double entendre associated with their proudly adopted teabag moniker.

Every village has its idiots, of course, but it's sad when citizens of any nation allow themselves to be whipped into a frenzy en masse by a state-run propaganda machine masquerading as a legitimate, fair, balanced and independent news organization. Teabaggers are right to believe the future of the U.S.A. is in jeopardy, but sadly they have not yet correctly identified the real enemy. Perhaps when teabaggers finally grow up and mature into thinking adults, they will see the right-leaning power establishment for the oppressive and cunning beast that it is.

Teabagger: We don't care that George Bush tripled the deficit and lied us into a war. The new administration only cut taxes for 90% of the population... fascists. Let's go throw some Lipton tea bags into a fountain!

Anonymous said...

I think it's time for another Tea Party

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's time for a Lakeside Tea Party! We are in desperate need of new leadership!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs-"

Racist, Xenophobic, Homophobic Right Wing Blowhard Brigade. (masquerading as legitimate journalists)

Just your under average blogger said...

Wow someone had the DNC play book close at hand!

Joey said...

UrbanDictionary? I'll have to check it out. That comment gave me a big headache..I'll have to wait until I can see straight again.

Anonymous said...

Now, I heard something to the degree of slymie replacing the (Whole) door to the cottage. Instead of painting it back to it's original color he just replaced the whole door?. Is he nuts. Oh wait yes he is. I just can't believe if it is true. Why in the world would he do that? That door had to be at least 50 years old. I guess that he doesn't like well built doors. Makes you kinda wonder what we are dealing with.... HHHmmm

Anonymous said...

It's to disassociate himself with this blog which has been nothing but an embarrassment to the entire Slymons family.

Joey said...

It's the same door. He just had someone hurry over and repaint it.

He did have all the locks replaced. When we went to get our stuff, under close scrutiny of the attorney and mediator, David had all the old locks "on display". Like.. get real. It's Lakeside.

Anonymous said...

LOCKS? Does anyone have locks. It's such a secure place. I nevber remember locking any doors. Our doors are always open. Even when leaving we left our doors open. I guess if your as bad as slymie, you would want to lock your doors in case someone wanted to grab everything in his cottage cause he's such an asshole along with scott, rick. They would steal their own stuff to make it look like someone else stole it

Anonymous said...

The Slymons cottage is a hornet's next of vile and venom. If anyone ought to lock their doors- they should.

But they are the type of family to stage a robbery themselves to try and frame innocent relatives.

Anything to try to gain legal or PR advantage.

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