September 17, 2010

Brandin' 'Em Like Cattle

Well, howdy!!! Seems the folks over yonder at the DNC, or as they preferred to be called nowadays, "The Circle D" have come up with a fancy new brandin' logo to paste on all them mindless cattle that like to vote for 'em. Mercy sakes alive, they's even tellin' the cattle to pay to brand themselves for 'em! What a riot!

Trouble is tho', their new logo really ain't all that fancy at all. In fact, it seems downright bland if you ask me! But, seein' as how our good friend Harvey over yonder at the IMAO noticed a certain similarity 'tween their "fancy" new logo and Sir Thomas Crapper's great contribution to human civ'lization, I got to thinkin' maybe they'd like some help mooovin' that there merchandise they's a-sellin', so I whupped up a few bumper stickers fer 'em based on Harvey's much more eye-pleasin' redesign! Let me know what y'all think...

Ya know, one thing keeps on a-botherin' me about that new logo. It seems a might too familiar...

Wait a minute..

Almost there...

That's it...

I knew I'd seen it somewhere's before! Them Democrats is as sneaky as rattlesnakes and twice as slipp'ry! Best mind yourselves when wanderin' near 'em, I always say.

Cross-posted at IMAO. Posted by Rev. Right at 1:38 AM

September 15, 2010

Just think, if Sarah Palin had run heads up against the Chosen One she very well may have…………….

Be clear, our economy would be in much better shape, no Cap and Trade, No Obama Care, no Sotomayor, or Kagan, just common sense conservative values based on Ronald Reagan.

Michelle Obama’s Nanny-State “Food Police” Dreams… and Photo of the Day of First Ladies’ Butts

Left to right – Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and, yep, you guessed it.

Ultimate stimulus: Government spent $823,200 to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their junk after sex

I'm not kidding either. Check out this headline over at CNS News: Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program. From now on, the word 'stimulus' will go down in the annals of most ironic puns. The stimulus money was spent on that stimulating endeavor by the The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), a division of our corrupt government that continues to spend money that doesn't exist yet on stupid things like teaching uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.
After that, they will teach them how to wipe the hynies. Then brush their teeth. Get dressed correctly. I just have one question. I don't mean to sound unsympathic to the plight of uncircumsized men that have no idea how to wash their junk, something that comes naturally (ouch - pun) to most of us, but WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SPENDING HAVE TO DO WITH OUR ECONOMY WHICH THE STIMULUS WAS SUPPOSED TO STIMULATE?!?!?!?!?!?