You Might Be A Member of The Angry Mob If:

- You get up every morning, go to work, pay your bills and obey the law.
- You still hold the ridiculous opinion that the USA is great.
- You don’t want a handout.
- You fly the flag.
- You know the difference between the Judiciary and the Legislature.
- You wear Khakis and good shoes. (or if you’re female, you sometimes wear dresses)
- You’re over 30.
- You shower daily.
- You know that MLK was a Republican – as well as Lincoln.
- You know that Sen. Byrd was a KKK Grand Wizard.
- You’re proud of the troops.
- You believe terrorists should be killed – not freed.
- You love your Country as it is – not how you wish it would be.
- You respect the Constitution.
- You run your household on a balanced budget.
- You believe God is a person, not an energy field.
- You don’t wear hemp – you tie knots with it.
- You think the Washington Wizards should still be called the Bullets.
- You thank a Veteran.
- You agree with Patrick Henry, Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin.
- You write your Congressman without getting paid or induced to do so.
- You are not a ‘victim’ of anything.
- You hunt or fish.
- You can remember when Cigarettes were OK and abortion wasn’t.
- You don’t tingle when the President speaks.
- You now ask, or have ever asked, “Why?”
- You realize that the government has no money – except ours.
- You believe that happiness is a pursuit – not a guarantee.
- You can express an opinion that isn’t a quote from the MSM.
- You believe Congress and the President work for us – not the other way around.