July 25, 2011

Why Bill Cheats.....

1. Somewhere in Arkansas, there's an ugly tree with a pile of branches at the bottom.

2. "Sorry about the hair, I accidentally hit the overcharge button again."

3. Hillary greets her usual welcoming committee of villagers with torches and pitchforks.

4. Rush Limbaugh's quotation about feminism proven once again.

5. So, that's why they call it a Moo-moo.


Teresa said...

Reminds me of a Mark Twain comment..."Last week l stated that this woman was the ugliest l had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement"

Anonymous said...

I'd forgotten that one, how fitting!

Anonymous said...

All that, and the fact that she's a carpet muncher.

Anonymous said...

Gennifer Flowers once asked Bill if the rumors about Hillary's lesbianism were true.

As recounted in her autobiography, Bill Clinton replied: "Hell, she's probably eaten more pussy than I have!"

Anonymous said...

If Hillary bumps pussys with other ladies, that's her business.

Ladies who munch. Who cares?

According to Joan Rivers, we currently have a gay president and a tranny first lady.

Is it really such a stretch that our next president could be a lesbian??????